“Community” is Officially the Best Comedy on TV

So if you haven’t experienced the wonderland that is “Community,” then you are missing out–big time! This show about an eclectic study group at Greendale Community College has some of the wittiest jokes I’ve ever heard on TV. Instead of the slapstick nonsense that normally gets aired, “Community” has become a beloved cult classic for its rapid-fire one-liners, political incorrectness, and meta-entertainment that appeals to the hipster masses.

The latest episode, “Digital Exploration of Interior Design” (yes, all episodes are named to sound like college classes!), elevated the humor to a new level by parodying George Orwell’s 1984. Take a look at this clip:

In this episode, Shirley and Pierce are upset that their cafeteria sandwich shop idea has been stolen and sold to Subway. Because of a loophole which allows individuals to become physical representations of their corporations, Subway can sell its food to Greendale’s students. Britta falls in love with the face of Subway (real name Rick), despite her resistance to corporate capitalism.

My favorite part of that clip is when Subway thinks that students should be “forced” to read 1984. While I agree that the novel is one that everyone should experience, forcing them would be doing exactly what Big Brother does in the story. Needless to say, I was downright giddy with the “Community” writers this week for coming up with such irony!

And the 1984 references don’t stop there! In a sideplot, best buds Troy and Abed find themselves feuding over whether they’re going to break a world record by building the largest blanket or pillow fort. They come to a standstill when they run out of room in the school, and Greendale must choose sides, creating a battle for no reason whatsoever.

Blankets v. Pillows…Oh, the humanity!

Fans of 1984 will notice the similarities between this fort war and the wars between Oceania, Eurasia, and Eastasia. The entire world fought over arbitrary land boundaries simply to keep the military-industrial complex alive. Luckily, in the show, the battle ends with zero casualties, but I greatly enjoyed this subtle comparison to Orwell’s masterpiece.

All in all, “Community” is TV’s most underrated show, suffering low ratings while mind-numbing junk like “Jersey Shore” and “Dance Moms” manages to gain publicity. Some people are just too dense to appreciate real, well-thought-out comedy that exists in this diamond in the rough.

Do yourself and “Community’s” staff a favor by watching this show and saving it from cancellation. Forcing you would be very Orwellian, but trust me, it’s for your own good! Mwahaha!

A Dystopian Timeline

I ran across this awesome infographic on Goodreads and wanted to share it with you. It shows the various trends and popularity in dystopian literature from the Great Depression to today. While I personally feel that romance has weakened the power of the genre, I will support any book like The Hunger Games that can get people interested in classics like 1984 or Brave New World. In fact, if a student of mine is a fan of Katniss and Peeta, I immediately steer her in the direction of Bernard and Lenina.

Teachers should use young adult fiction as an opportunity to broaden teens’ reading habits. Love Twilight? Read Wuthering Heights. Obsessed with Percy Jackson? Try Homer’s Iliad and Odyssey. I admit that I can be a literary elitist at times, and these teaching moments will not only encourage kids to keep reading, it will get them to read better books, in my opinion. You shouldn’t talk about Harry Potter on the SAT essay, but why not discuss witchcraft in Macbeth?

Anyway, what are your thoughts of this dystopian uprising? How do you think the genre will change in the decades to come? Let me know!

Image via Goodreads

Masterpiece Monday: Poems about Racism

So I have a team presentation in my Media Ethics class tomorrow, and it’s about the ethical issues surrounding a radio talk show host who holds very bigoted views, but also makes the station a ton of money. My partner and I essentially take Voltaire’s position of “I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” Even though we do not respect the Don Imuses and Rush Limbaughs of the world for their hate speech, they still have the freedom of speech.

However, that does not make their comments moral whatsoever. I chose to look at three famous poems that deal with the personal effects of racism. Note: the first poem listed does use a racial slur, but since I don’t advocate artistic censorship, I will include it in its original form. Please understand that I do not mean to offend, but only to preserve the poet’s intent.

“Incident” by Countee Cullen (1925)

Once riding in old Baltimore,   
Heart-filled, head-filled with glee,   
I saw a Baltimorean
Keep looking straight at me.

Now I was eight and very small,
And he was no whit bigger,
And so I smiled, but he poked out
His tongue, and called me, “Nigger.”

I saw the whole of Baltimore
From May until December;
Of all the things that happened there
That’s all that I remember.

“We Wear the Mask” by Paul Laurence Dunbar (1896)

We wear the mask that grins and lies,
It hides our cheeks and shades our eyes,—
This debt we pay to human guile;
With torn and bleeding hearts we smile,
And mouth with myriad subtleties.

Why should the world be over-wise,
In counting all our tears and sighs?
Nay, let them only see us, while
       We wear the mask.

We smile, but, O great Christ, our cries
To thee from tortured souls arise.
We sing, but oh the clay is vile
Beneath our feet, and long the mile;
But let the world dream otherwise,
       We wear the mask!

“I, Too, Sing America” by Langston Hughes (1926)

I, too, sing America.

I am the darker brother.
They send me to eat in the kitchen
When company comes,
But I laugh,
And eat well,
And grow strong.

Tomorrow,
I’ll be at the table
When company comes.
Nobody’ll dare
Say to me,
“Eat in the kitchen,”
Then.

Besides,
They’ll see how beautiful I am
And be ashamed—

I, too, am America.

These three African-American men highlight how racism has affected their lives. Cullen never forgot an instance of discrimination as a child, Dunbar reflects on the emotional struggle African-Americans experience with white society, and Hughes remains optimistic for racial equality.

While the content revolves around the same issue, the poems’ forms differ greatly. Cullen creates a childlike sing-song effect by rhyming every other line. This rhyme scheme enhances the speaker’s youth. Dunbar writes in couplets but repeats the line “We wear the mask” to stress how hiding their true feelings is a constant battle. Lastly, Hughes’s free-form poem emphasizes short, powerful phrases instead of a rhyming structure.

I think that all these poems are beautiful in their own way, and I believe that all high school students should experience them like I did at that age. Too many of my students are under the impression that racism does not exist anymore, that it’s only a thing that we study when discussing the Civil War and the Civil Rights Movement.

Although I am grateful that equality has increased legally and socially over time, I am disturbed by this promotion of ‘color-blindness.’ We should celebrate, not ignore, our racial differences, because race is an essential factor to who we are and how we perceive reality.

Right now,  everyone is infuriated over the death of Trayvon Martin (rightfully so, in my opinion), and while I won’t digress into a political debate, I’d like to ask: What do you think these poets would say about this controversial tragedy? How far have we really come since their era?

It saddens me that these events still occur in the 21st century, but we are also capable of inciting sociopolitical change. Going back to the reason I wrote this post, if you find that a media professional (whether he’s on TV, radio, or an internet blog) is spouting off racist opinions, do your part and refute. If enough people post their comments and write their political representatives about fighting racism, then slowly that change will happen.

And when it comes to promoting racial equality, it’s better late than never.

Movie Review: The Hunger Games

The Hunger Games (film)

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Rating: 4.5 out of 5

Yes, I’m a bit shocked myself to be writing that high of a rating, but I was pleasantly surprised with this adaptation. After waiting in a relatively long line for a 10:30 a.m. showing, my dad and I watched the much-anticipated “The Hunger Games.” Clocking in at almost 2.5 hours, it certainly didn’t feel that long, since I was enthralled every second.

The cast did brilliantly, not overdoing their acting, but not behaving like robots either. Sure, Jennifer Lawrence has been criticized for her feminine curves, and while I was concerned when learning of the cast that their looks wouldn’t be realistic, I understand that it’s unethical to actually starve actors for their roles. Plus, don’t people realize she’s been nominated for an Oscar for “Winter’s Bone?” She does a great job as Katniss, and just because she’s got boobs and a butt doesn’t mean she’s too sexy for the role. So, I’d like to tell The New York Times to politely shut their face.

As for the setting, Panem looked fantastic. I loved the contrast between the ultra-modern Capitol and the rural districts. Those who haven’t read the books might find the flamboyant Capitol citizens a bit cheesy in their crazy outfits and makeup, but I’d also like to tell them to politely shut their faces. The movie was not made for you.

While the first scenes were great, from the heartbreaking Reaping to the tributes’ training, we all waited in suspense for the Games to begin. I found it very meta that we were just as excited as the Capitol to watch these kids kill each other. We are part of the problem, and Suzanne Collins is making an excellent point that our society is disturbingly obsessed with violence. Our reality TV culture has made us the least common denominator, and that need for voyeurism made me uncomfortable.

That being said, I still feel that the actual gore was diluted down too much, especially with Cato’s death. I kept thinking to myself as I read the scene, How are they going to show a boy get reduced to a skinless, meaty pulp? Well, they didn’t, of course. Should they have? I can understand that the producers did not want to lose most of their demographic with an “R” rating, but I feel pretty jipped as an adult. If I made the decisions, there would be two DVD versions–the theatrical version and an adult-only one that maintains the book’s level of brutality.

Overall, I was very pleased with the film, and I recommend it to any fan of the series. Perhaps if the filmmakers keep this up, I won’t be as upset watching “Mockingjay” as I was reading it. Well, one can hope, right? And as President Snow said, “Hope, it is the only thing stronger than fear.”

Book Review: I’ve Got Your Number

Rating: 5 out of 5

Well, I’m on a roll so far, blogging yesterday, twice today, and of course tomorrow to review “The Hunger Games.” I was planning on saving this review for next week, but I loved the book so much that I have to recommend it to you all right now!

There’s a reason that Sophie Kinsella is the queen of chick-lit: she’s good at what she does. I’ve Got Your Number is her fifth stand-alone novel under her pen name, which rose to fame with her Shopaholic series. She also has written seven novels under her actual name Madeleine Wickham [Read my reviews for A Desirable Residence and The Wedding Girl]. I would say that she has definitely gotten better with time, as this is probably my favorite book of hers yet.

I’ve Got Your Number tells the story of Poppy Wyatt, a physiotherapist who’s lost her engagement ring days before her wedding. Not to mention, as she’s frantically looking for it in her hotel, her phone is stolen. Luckily, she spots a phone dumped in a trash can and can continue her search. However, big-time PR businessman Sam Roxton is not too pleased that his personal assistant Violet has abandoned her post–and the company phone.

You can probably fill in the rest, but Poppy and Sam cross paths through their texts and emails, all while dealing with in-law drama and rumors of corporate corruption, respectively. Yes, the novel is predictable, but it still contains enough twists and turns to keep you entertained.

So entertained in fact, that I finished the book in just a few days. The whole time I kept thinking how it would make the cutest chick-flick. I fell in love with these characters, and their messages felt so fitting in this technological age. There’s even footnotes! What’s not to love?

If you’re not a fan of bodice-ripping romances or depressing “real life” women’s fiction, then you’ll adore this piece–and everything else–by Kinsella. It’s the happy medium with just enough pop culture and profanity, sexiness and sweetness to satisfy her readers.

I highly, highly recommend this novel, and I bet that if the film rights haven’t been sold already, they will be very soon! So Ms. Kinsella, please keep on doing what you’re doing, and do it quickly because I’m already having withdrawals!

In the words of Poppy…xxxxxxxx BCB :)

It’s Debut Time for Little Carrie Bradshaw!

My mom’s third graders and I have just come back from the Fresno Fairgrounds, and while they’re watching some School House Rock, I thought I’d share some news from “The Carrie Diaries” upcoming TV show.

Image via Us Magazine

It’s the first photo of AnnaSophia Robb as a teenage Carrie Bradshaw! I feel very invested in all things “Sex and the City,” and I’ll definitely check out this prequel when it comes out. Doesn’t she look fantastic?

This look is so Carrie: colorful, sparkly, girly, and topped off with an oh-so-cute pair of pointy red stilletos. I said quite a while ago that Robb would be the perfect fit for the role. She’s so charming and fresh-faced. Can’t wait to see if her acting’s just as adorable as her outfit!

So I am alone in my love for Miss Bradshaw and friends? Come on, share your thoughts! Is this show a must-see or a snooze-fest?

PS: I just finished Sophie Kinsella’s latest chick-lit novel, I’ve Got Your Number, so check back again later tonight for my review!!!

Dystopian Movie News!

Yes, let's!!!

Odds are, you’ve heard that this little movie called “The Hunger Games” is coming out tomorrow. Advanced tickets have completely sold out and critics are estimating that it could make up to $150 million this weekend. I’ll be busy chaperoning for my mom’s third-grade class at the Fresno Food Fair tomorrow, but since I got my dad to read the book, we’ll be seeing it first thing Saturday morning.

Right now, I’m optimistically excited. I’m not a fan of the end of the trilogy, but I’ve been watching clips and reading interviews of the cast, and hopefully it will be worth all the hype. I’m not too thrilled with its PG-13 rating since I wanted as much authenticity to the book’s brutality, but I understand that the story’s main demographic are teenagers and an R rating would cost the producers too much money.

I’m also skeptical of massive bandwagons. I greatly enjoyed The Hunger Games, but as I’ve discussed before, my overall opinion of the series is pretty blah. Since it’s been over six months since I’ve read the series, I’m already on the hunt for the next big thing, and I’m sure I’ll be sick of all the fuss after a while, just like I am with the Twilight saga. But I’m determined to watch the film with qualified appreciation, so be sure to read my review when it comes out!

I'll be watching you watching me, Big Brother...

Another tidbit of news that was released yesterday is that Imagine Entertainment will be remaking 1984 by George Orwell! The company has teamed up with street artist Shepard Fairey, who has become famous for the Obama hope posters, so there might be some great Big Brother propaganda in the works! Of course, the internet is abuzz with talk about casting, and top favorites for Winston Smith include Gary Oldman and Michael Fassbender.

Personally, Oldman might be too old now to play Winston, but could pass for the sinister O’Brien. Fassbender has done some great work recently, and I think he could do a fantastic job in this film. I’ll have to watch the first film adaptation, actually released in 1984, which starred John Hurt and Richard Burton. But I’m super excited for a modern remake since technology today could definitely enhance the story. I read 1984 only just a few months ago, but it is already one of my favorite books of all time (Read my stellar review HERE!) Maybe this movie will get a new generation of readers to love the book as much as I do!

So will you be waiting in line at midnight tonight to root for Katniss and Peeta? Who would you cast in the new “1984″ film? Or, are you sick of all these dystopian tales? Let me know in the comments!

Masterpiece Monday: Poems about Spring

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Tomorrow’s the official first day of spring, and even though we had a hailstorm during the weekend, the weather should be warming up this week. I thought I would share with you some of my favorite poems about this wonderful season, because if there’s anything poets love talking about, it’s nature!

“Loveliest of Trees” by A.E. Housman (1896)

Loveliest of trees, the cherry now
Is hung with bloom along the bough,
And stands about the woodland ride
Wearing white for Eastertide.

Now, of my threescore years and ten,
Twenty will not come again,
And take from seventy springs a score,
It only leaves me fifty more.

And since to look at things in bloom
Fifty springs are little room,
About the woodlands I will go
To see the cherry hung with snow.

Excerpt from “Two Tramps in Mud Time” by Robert Frost (1936)

The sun was warm but the wind was chill.
You know how it is with an April day
When the sun is out and the wind is still,
You’re one month on in the middle of May.
But if you so much as dare to speak,
A cloud comes over the sunlit arch,
A wind comes off a frozen peak,
And you’re two months back in the middle of March.

Excerpt from Atalanta in Calydon by Algernon Charles Swinburne (1865)

For winter’s rains and ruins are over,
And all the season of snows and sins;
The days dividing lover and lover,
The light that loses, the night that wins;
And time remembered is grief forgotten,
And frosts are slain and flowers begotten,
And in green underwood and cover
Blossom by blossom the spring begins.

These three men best describe all the emotions behind spring. Housman discusses how essential it is to enjoy life since it is so short. Frost comments on the crazy, unpredictable weather during the spring months. Finally, Swinburne asserts that spring is a time of rebirth, starting over and leaving behind the despair of winter.

I haven’t meant anybody that despises spring, because who doesn’t love snow melting and flowers blooming? Even if you’re a fan of skiiing and sledding, just as much joy can be found in swimming and surfing. Allergies aside, I for one cannot wait to swap my coats and scarves for shorts and bikinis. I’ve got some fabulous vacations lined up, so the sooner this chill thaws, the better!

What do you think of these poems? Any other poems about spring that you’d like to share? How are you going to celebrate the season?

Best and Worst Fictional Commencement Speakers

I just got back from celebrating a family friend’s graduation from culinary school, and while I was listening to the honorary speaker, I thought about who in literature would make the best commencement speeches, who can give inspiring words from the heart and incite passion in their audiences. On the other hand, who would make you just groan and look for the nearest exit?

Well, after giving it a lot a thought, I have made my decision!

Eric Bana as Hector--even better!

Best Fictional Commencement Speaker: Hector from Homer’s Iliad

Now most people associate Iliad with Achilles, but what the Greek warrior has in fame, he lacks in people skills. After all, he threw a major hissy fit during most of the war after Agamemnon stole his slave-girl Briseis. But Hector acted like the  noble Trojan prince he was, and although he was killed by Achilles, he possessed great power in motivating his troops.

Here’s one example from my Lombardo translation:

“Trojans, Lycians, Dardanian soldiers, remember to fight like the men that you are. Zeus I know has decreed glory for me and victory–and for the Danaans defeat. Look at this puny wall they’ve put up. It will never withstand the force of our attack, and our horses will easily jump this ditch. Once I get to their ships, get me some fire so I can burn the fleet and kill dazed Greeks in the smoke.” (8.176)

Confident, powerful, memorable–just what the class of 2012 needs to put a fire under their own butts. Hector was a leader with both military expertise and the respect of his soldiers. Graduates could use someone like him.

Runners-Up: Dumbledore from Harry Potter, Atticus Finch from To Kill a Mockingbird, Marc Antony from Julius Caesar

Hoom, boom, burarum...zzzz

Worst Fictional Commencement Speaker: Treebeard from Tolkien’s The Two Towers

Let’s ignore for a moment that a tree shepherd would automatically make an unusual graduation guest. I can’t think of anyone who would give a longer, duller speech than this Ent. When your catchphrase is “Don’t be hasty,” you know it’s going to be a long night! Check out the beginning to Entmoot, the gathering of the Ents:

“After a long time (and the chant showed no signs of slackening) [Pippin] found himself wondering they had yet got further than Good Morning; and if Treebeard was to call the roll, how many days it would take to sing all their names. ‘I wonder what the Entish is for yes or no,’ he thought. He yawned.” (Ch. 4)

Days??? No one in their right mind would listen to a commencement speeches lasting days. I love Ents as much as the next Ringer, but come on!

Runners-Up: Big Brother from 1984, Hamlet from Hamlet, Mersault from The Stranger

So anyone else you can brainstorm that would make one of these lists? Let me know! I’ll be counting down the days until my own commencement!!!

Masterpiece Monday: Jonathan Swift

Jonathan Swift at the Deanery of St. Patrick's...

Swift at the Deanery of St. Patrick's...how fitting! (Image via Wikipedia)

Well, tomorrow is Doomsday for me, since I will be taking the first part of my comprehensive exam. I already told you last week to beware the Ides of March–the day of the last part of my exam, no less!–but another important day is coming soon: St. Patrick’s Day!

I thought I would celebrate the Irish holiday early for Masterpiece Monday by discussing my favorite Irish writer, Jonathan Swift (1667-1745). Swift is most famous for Gulliver’s Travels and “A Modest Proposal,” but his family lineage is also famous: he’s related to John Dryden and William Shakespeare himself!

I read “A Modest Proposal” in high school–which should be mandatory, by the way, because it is a delightfully witty yet serious satire on the British avoidance of Irish overpopulation and poverty. However, I wanted to talk today about a hilarious poem he wrote, called “The Lady’s Dressing Room.”

Published in 1732, the poem is about a man named Strephon who sneaks into his lover Celia’s dressing room while she’s away, only to find it completely filthy and gross. As he finds sweaty towels and dirty combs, he realizes that Celia is not the goddess he thought she was. He even compares opening her smelly cabinet to unleashing Pandora’s Box.

Swift got a lot of criticism for his vulgar descriptions, which you can read for yourself here. But the best stanza is when Strephon has to accept that Celia is just a normal, flawed human being like the rest of us:

Thus finishing his grand Survey,
Disgusted Strephon stole away
Repeating in his amorous Fits,
Oh! Celia, Celia, Celia shits!

Naturally, this poem offended women because it placed them in the unfair position of either perfect angel or disgusting vermin, rather than represent them fairly and accurately. One such woman, Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, wrote an equally raunchy poem in response, called “The Reasons that Induced Dr. S. to write a poem called ‘The Lady’s Dressing Room,’” which can be read in full here.

In her poem, Montagu explains that Swift wrote “The Lady’s Dressing Room” after a sexually disappointing affair with a prostitute. Because he feels cheated, he exclaims:

“I’ll so describe your dressing room
The very Irish shall not come.”
She answered short, “I’m glad you’ll write.
You’ll furnish paper when I shite.”

Most stand-up comics can’t make jokes like these! So if you enjoy literary wit and Irish jokes, celebrate St. Paddy’s Day by reading these two outrageous poems. I’ll be busy studying my butt off, so you probably won’t hear from me the rest of the week, but let me know what you think of them!