Movie Review: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

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Rating: 3 out of 5

Sigh…after more than a decade in the universe of Middle-earth, I’m so sad that the journey is over. However, I’m more depressed that it ended with such a disappointing finale.

In “The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies,” there are so many loose ends to tie together: Smaug must be defeated, Lake-town must be rebuilt, and Erebor must be reclaimed. Not to mention, all the plot lines that have to be connected to bring the story full circle.

Unfortunately, the pacing was so off that you walk away without a true sense of closure. Smaug is defeated within the first 20 minutes, and the build-up to the battle seems more significant than the battle itself. When the company of dwarves loses its beloved members, the rest of the fight is simply forgotten with Bilbo ready to bail without saying goodbye. The ending of the fellowship, this sure isn’t.

Granted, it’s been forever since I’ve read the book, so I could be mistaken to call the movie’s tone inauthentically cold. Unlike “The Return of the King,” in which I bawled during the last half hour, I didn’t feel much of an emotional connection to the characters. The film was sterile, simply going through the motions.

It certainly didn’t help that the emphasis on CGI and special effects made you feel like you were watching a very long video game cut scene. All the uniqueness of the previous two films’ technical advancements felt overdone during a massive battle scene. No epic speeches to rally the troops, no panoramic shots of landscapes previously based on paintings or set miniatures, just a whole lot of computerized soldiers on a digital landscape.

While I enjoyed the character development of Thorin as he fell victim to the dragon-sickness of greed, there was little other acting of depth. Ian McKellen was reported to be so miserable from acting in front of nothing but a green scene that he thought about retiring from acting altogether. “The Return of the King” won 11 Academy Awards; I’ll be surprised if this movie wins any.

Sure, there are enough redeeming qualities to make this film enjoyable, but I’m such a die-hard Tolkien fan that I couldn’t imagine not watching this in theaters, no matter what the critics said. But I also couldn’t imagine that the final installment of this series would be so lackluster. Goodbye Middle-earth, we leave you going out not with a bang, but with a whimper.

Exactly how I feel too, Thranduil!

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